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“Sleep When You’re Dead” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
The artwork for the Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt opens with oversized cream “Coffee!” lettering, its heavy slanted forms curving across the upper field. Red outlines hold the letters against thick dark-brown offset shadows, while curled upper terminals give the word a lively, hand-drawn finish.
Below it, a smiling woman appears in a red collared blouse, with waved red hair traced by narrow cream highlights. Arched eyebrows, long lashes, and a single round cream earring sharpen her profile as her raised hand holds a cream cup rimmed in red and filled with dark coffee.
A broad cream steam ribbon curls upward beside her face, threading through red circular sweeps and pointed cream-and-red starbursts that leave clean white breaks around the portrait. A curled cream banner crosses the lower figure, carrying “You can sleep” in dark brown and “When you’re dead!” in red, both in bold serif forms with fine offset edging.
Fine stippling is reserved for the banner folds, giving its rolled ends a measured bit of depth without softening the graphic edges. The coffee cup, steam, and blunt joke turn the retro portrait into a direct caffeine-first message.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 15.6″ 39.7 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 17″ 43.2 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 18.5″ 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61.0 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 20″ 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 21.5″ 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 22.4″ 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm | 23.6″ 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ 81.3 cm | 35″ 88.9 cm | 25″ 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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