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“Sleep When You're Dead” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Oversized cream “Coffee!” lettering climbs in a heavy slant, its red outline pushed back by thick dark-brown shadows. Curled upper terminals give the word an old sign-painting bounce, while the curved letters leave room for the portrait below. On the Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt, the illustrated woman smiles through a raised cup, with red waved hair broken by narrow cream highlight strokes. Her arched brows, extended lashes and single round cream earring keep the face crisp against the surrounding red sweeps.
A cream steam ribbon curls beside her face and echoes the looping energy of the lettering. The cup’s elliptical mouth holds dark coffee, a small detail that gives the raised hand its purpose. Red circular sweeps and pointed cream-and-red starbursts break around the portrait, leaving white pauses. A curled cream banner crosses the lower figure, carrying “You can sleep” in dark brown followed by “When you’re dead!” in red. Fine stippling follows the folds and gives the banner a lightly textured finish.
- Pointed cream-and-red starbursts punctuate the open white gaps.
- Fine stippling shades the curled banner’s folds.
- Dark coffee gives the tilted cup a clear elliptical opening.
Size chart
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 32.5″ 82.6 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 37″ 94 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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