“So Much for a Quick Hello” — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Design story & product details
A huge flying saucer hovers overhead and lowers a spiral staircase that keeps going, unfolding into a steel stair on orange robot legs. A hiker in a rust beanie waves from the rocks below, and the cracked cream lettering sums it up: So much for a quick hello. On this sweatshirt, the joke is the endless clanking welcome, right down to every perforated step.
Give it to the camping buddy who stays up past midnight scanning the sky for UFOs.
Size chart
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" 50.8 cm | 28" 71.1 cm |
| M | 22" 55.8 cm | 29" 73.6 cm |
| L | 24" 60.9 cm | 30" 76.2 cm |
| XL | 26" 66.0 cm | 31" 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 28" 71.1 cm | 32" 81.2 cm |
| 3XL | 30" 76.2 cm | 33" 83.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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