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"Spend a Fortune, Save Forty Grams" Unisex Jersey Tank

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

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  • A road bike blown apart into every bolt, bearing and washer, with a line every cyclist knows is true
  • A magnified bolt with its orange washer marks the exact kind of upgrade the joke is about
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′11″ (180 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Bella+Canvas, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Road cyclists who joke about upgrading bike parts to cut weight
Main benefit
Unisex jersey tank with a front print of an exploded carbon road bike and a magnified bolt with an orange washer
Fit
Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL.
Material
Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Spend a Fortune, Save Forty Grams” — Unisex Jersey Tank

Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL. Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

Between the floating parts of a carbon road bike, almost nothing is left empty. Thin dashed orange lines hold the frame, fork, wheels and drop bars in place, while heavy metallic serif letters deliver the joke: Spend a fortune.

It makes a good Father’s Day gift for a dad who rides road bikes.

Size chart

Unisex Sleeveless Tee · regular unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M20.1" 51.0 cm28" 71.0 cm
L21.3" 54.0 cm29.5" 75.0 cm
XL22.4" 57.0 cm31.1" 79.0 cm
2XL23.6" 60.0 cm32.7" 83.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Light, smooth and very soft cotton that stays cool for workouts and summer days.

Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.

Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.