"Split Decision" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Two illustrated bread halves open toward one another, their pale cut faces held apart by a slim unmarked gap. The rounded crust ends reach toward opposing upper corners, giving Split Decision its broadest movement before the text pulls everything into a compact vertical arrangement. On the Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt, the loaves have a hand-drawn weight: near-black contouring presses around golden and dark brown crust, while cream catches the diagonal raised ridges. Fine curved hatching follows each loaf’s turn, not in straight fill lines. Inside the cream crumb, the brown holes vary in size and edge, and the crust border breaks unevenly instead of forming a clean ring.

• The words Split Decision appear in tall uppercase serif lettering, with enlarged initials beginning both words.
• Cream letter interiors carry thin distressed dark marks that echo the bread hatching.
• Thick outlines and offset dark shadows give the words a carved, layered edge without closing the open space between them.

The phrase gives the image its plain joke: a loaf divided into two becomes a split decision. The narrow gap between the faces is echoed below, where the two words retain a deliberate breath of room despite the tightly stacked composition.