“Stairs? Help Yourself.” Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

"Stairs? Help Yourself." Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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A great horned owl glides down a steel stairwell and offers you the stairs with a dry shrug
It has narrowed eyes and finely barred wings, and the line is carved in stone-textured letters
It’s for anyone who would rather fly

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Original artwork

Sharp, lasting print

Tracked delivery

Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.

A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.

Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.

Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free

If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints

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At a glance

Who it's for: bird watchers, humor fans, and anyone who enjoys witty animal-themed apparel
Main benefit: Classic unisex long sleeve with a great horned owl gliding past a stone-textured stairwell and carved lettering
Texture / fit: Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients: Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Stairs? Help Yourself.” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

STAIRS? is carved in huge stone-textured serif capitals, and HELP YOURSELF. tilts up beneath it like a shrug. The joke comes from the great horned owl delivering the line. With its wings spread and its eyes narrowed, it glides down a riveted steel stairwell it will never need to climb. The pencil-style barring on every feather of this long-sleeve tee is the detail worth owning.

Give it to the bird watcher in your life who always waits for the elevator.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size	Chest	Length	Sleeve
S	18″ 45.7 cm	29″ 73.7 cm	32.5″ 82.6 cm
M	20″ 50.8 cm	30″ 76.2 cm	34″ 86.4 cm
L	22″ 55.9 cm	31″ 78.7 cm	35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL	24″ 61 cm	32″ 81.3 cm	37″ 94 cm
2XL	26″ 66 cm	33″ 83.8 cm	38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.

Size	Chest	Length	Sleeve
S	45.718	73.729	82.632.5
M	50.820	76.230	86.434
L	55.922	78.731	90.235.5
XL	6124	81.332	9437
2XL	6626	83.833	97.838.5