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"The Cat Picks the Route" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"The Cat Picks the Route" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Cat Picks the Route" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Cat Picks the Route" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Cat Picks the Route" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Cat Picks the Route" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Cat Picks the Route" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"The Cat Picks the Route" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A buckled-in tabby in a yellow neckerchief has already chosen the way, and you are only the chauffeur
  • It is funny, honest and familiar to anyone who travels with a cat riding shotgun
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (186 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 30 – Nov 10 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Cat owners who take their tabby along on road trips and like humorous animal graphic tees
Main benefit
Oversized heavyweight tee with a back print of a harnessed tabby in a yellow neckerchief, clipped into a car seat beside a road map
Fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Material
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“The Cat Picks the Route” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Nobody is drawn behind the wheel, and that is the joke. A tabby in a yellow neckerchief rides with its harness clipped to the seatbelt. It holds its chin up and gazes ahead with complete authority while a folded road map waits by its paw. The heavy orange lettering on this oversized heavyweight tee spells it out: The Cat Picks the Route. I Just Drive.

Cat people will notice the little seatbelt clip first. Give it to the cat mom who brings her tabby on every road trip.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL26" 66.1 cm32" 81.3 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.