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"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"The Landing Is a Future Me Problem" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A wingsuit flyer mid-dive, boots in your face, and a slogan that leaves the hard part for later
  • Orange, navy and cream with old-magazine grain, plus a little Days Off note for anyone who spends weekends jumping
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (188 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 28 – Nov 6 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Men who wear oversized streetwear tees and skydivers or wingsuit fans who want a humorous jump-weekend shirt
Main benefit
Oversized heavyweight crew tee with a front-and-back print of a wingsuit flyer diving toward the viewer, boot treads in the foreground, and the sloga…
Fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Material
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“The Landing Is a Future Me Problem” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Bright orange against deep navy hits first, with cream wing panels cutting between them. A wingsuit flyer dives away from you, with the boot treads huge in the foreground and the helmet small at the top. The slogan squeezes in between those soles: The Landing Is a Future Me Problem. A small Days Off above one wing reads like a shrug.

The grainy halftone shading on this oversized heavyweight tee gives it the feel of an old adventure magazine. Give it to the skydiver in your life before their next jump weekend.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 31″ 78.7 cm
2XL 26″ 66.1 cm 32″ 81.3 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.