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"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

"The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

Every shortcut sounds quick until you are halfway across the galaxy.

From$30.95 USD

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A lone traveler with a backpack heads down a catwalk toward a ringed planet, and the lettering says the joke out loud: the shortcut has its own moons.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size S.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
sci-fi fans and storytellers who enjoy space-themed humor and cosmic artwork
Main benefit
heavyweight cotton crewneck tee featuring a lone traveler and ringed planet with the phrase 'The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons' in bold letters
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

A small orange lamp is bolted to the portal’s edge like a fixture on a maintenance hatch. Through it, a lone traveler with a stuffed backpack walks a grated catwalk that bends toward a giant ringed planet, with two cratered moons hanging close.

Heavy etched letters on this heavyweight crewneck tee say The Shortcut Has Its Own Moons, a joke anyone who has tried the quick way home will get. Give it to the dad whose road trip shortcuts always turn into expeditions.

Size chart

Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm27.4" 69.5 cm
M20" 50.8 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L22" 55.9 cm29.3" 74.5 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm30.3" 77.0 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm32.3" 82.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.