“Vacation at Escape Velocity” Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

"Vacation at Escape Velocity" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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A retro rocket roars off with a riveted ribbon around its engine that reads Vacation at Escape Velocity
It’s for the kind of time off where you leave fast and don’t look back, done in navy, red and cream with old engraving-style shading

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Original artwork

Sharp, lasting print

Tracked delivery

Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.

A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.

Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.

Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free

If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints

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At a glance

Who it's for: fans of retro space themes, vintage sci-fi style, or rocket launch enthusiasts
Main benefit: classic unisex long sleeve tee with a vintage-style retro rocket and 'Vacation at Escape Velocity' ribbon graphic on front and back
Texture / fit: Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients: Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Vacation at Escape Velocity” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

A row of oval punch holes runs along the riveted metal ribbon that wraps around this retro rocket’s engine, and the ribbon carries the joke: Vacation at Escape Velocity. It means time off taken so fast that nothing on Earth can pull you back.

It makes a good Father’s Day gift for a dad who never misses a launch.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size	Chest	Length	Sleeve
S	18″ 45.7 cm	29″ 73.7 cm	32.5″ 82.6 cm
M	20″ 50.8 cm	30″ 76.2 cm	34″ 86.4 cm
L	22″ 55.9 cm	31″ 78.7 cm	35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL	24″ 61 cm	32″ 81.3 cm	37″ 94 cm
2XL	26″ 66 cm	33″ 83.8 cm	38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.

Size	Chest	Length	Sleeve
S	45.718	73.729	82.632.5
M	50.820	76.230	86.434
L	55.922	78.731	90.235.5
XL	6124	81.332	9437
2XL	6626	83.833	97.838.5