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“Velvet Is for Groceries” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Copper-toned folds at the figure’s elbow gather light differently from the lines running through the hair bun, making each texture and surface clearly distinct. The lettering “VELVET” spreads above everything else in dramatic, weighty capitals, edged with slim ochre to lift the brown fill. On the right, angular script introduces the phrase “IS FOR GROCERIES,” condensed into tidy rows with matching acerbic angles.
- The central figure’s ruffled cream collar echoes the rows of dusty pink roses curling up from the hem, with serrated olive-brown leaves weaving into the composition.
- Ornate ochre scrolls frame the words and bag, catching the shapes of the letter flourishes in movement.
- The diamond-mesh bag carried by the figure is packed, its onions shaded in copper tones and set against a network of cream cords tightly held by a single pale hand.
The artwork shown on this men’s oversized heavyweight crewneck tee is densely layered, but open gaps around the margins allow every element to stand out. Good for someone who likes detailed illustrations in their off-duty wardrobe.
Size chart
Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.1 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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