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"Washington Born Umbrellas Are for Tourists" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Washington Born Umbrellas Are for Tourists" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Washington Born Umbrellas Are for Tourists" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Washington Born Umbrellas Are for Tourists" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Washington Born Umbrellas Are for Tourists" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Washington Born Umbrellas Are for Tourists" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A rain-soaked figure in a helmet and hooded jacket stands over heavy blackletter that says what every Washington native already knows
  • Locals walk through the drizzle and leave the umbrellas to the visitors
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (186 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 30 – Nov 10 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Washington natives and Pacific Northwest locals who skip the umbrella in the rain
Main benefit
Oversized heavyweight crewneck tee with a rain-soaked helmeted figure above blackletter 'Washington Born' text and a rust-red W
Fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Material
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Washington Born Umbrellas Are for Tourists” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

A soaked figure in a tactical helmet and hooded rain jacket faces away, water beading on every surface, and doesn’t seem to mind one bit. Under him, heavy blackletter reads Washington Born. Umbrellas Are for Tourists., which is the Pacific Northwest’s favorite brag. The rust-red W gives this oversized heavyweight tee the look of an old badge.

It’s made for anyone who grew up in Washington drizzle and still won’t carry an umbrella. Give it to a Seattle-raised brother who has moved away and misses the rain.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL26" 66.1 cm32" 81.3 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.