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"We Count Hairpins, Not Kilometers" Unisex Jersey Tank
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"We Count Hairpins, Not Kilometers" Unisex Jersey Tank
"We Count Hairpins, Not Kilometers" Unisex Jersey Tank
"We Count Hairpins, Not Kilometers" Unisex Jersey Tank
"We Count Hairpins, Not Kilometers" Unisex Jersey Tank
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"We Count Hairpins, Not Kilometers" Unisex Jersey Tank

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

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  • For riders who judge a climb by its bends, not its length
  • The slogan winds through the Stelvio switchbacks in painted black letters, and a roadside stone keeps the tally at 48 turns
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′3″ (190 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Bella+Canvas, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Road cyclists who love mountain-pass climbs like the Stelvio, for hot summer group rides and the coffee stop after
Main benefit
Sleeveless jersey tank with a front print of a rider climbing Stelvio switchbacks, with the slogan in black letters along the road
Fit
Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL.
Material
Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“We Count Hairpins, Not Kilometers” — Unisex Jersey Tank

Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL. Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

The words are painted right into the road. Heavy black letters with flared, swashy strokes lean through each switchback, so “We count hairpins, not Kilometers.” reads like the climb itself. It’s the cyclist’s joke that on a pass like the Stelvio, distance means little and every bend is earned. A stone marker beside the rider keeps score: Stelvio Climbing Society, 48 turns, 2757 m.

As a jersey tank, the painted climb suits hot summer group rides and the coffee stop after. Give it to the cycling dad who plans vacations around mountain passes.

Size chart

Unisex Sleeveless Tee · regular unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M20.1" 51.0 cm28" 71.0 cm
L21.3" 54.0 cm29.5" 75.0 cm
XL22.4" 57.0 cm31.1" 79.0 cm
2XL23.6" 60.0 cm32.7" 83.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Light, smooth and very soft cotton that stays cool for workouts and summer days.

Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.

Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.