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"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Forty-Five Miles an Hour" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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From$42.95 USD

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  • One greyhound hits top speed while the other is already out cold in a tight curl
  • Painted in warm tan, cream and blue-grey with big dry-brush lettering, it tells the truth every retired racer owner knows
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (186 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Nov 2 – 11 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Greyhound owners and retired racer adopters who wear relaxed, boxy streetwear tees
Main benefit
Oversized heavyweight crewneck tee with a back print of a tan greyhound at full sprint above a blue-grey one curled up asleep
Fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Material
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Forty-Five Miles an Hour” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Forty-Five Miles an Hour, Then a Long Nap sums up the greyhound, and this oversized heavyweight tee paints both halves of it. A tan-and-cream hound flies at full stretch with its forelegs reaching, while a blue-grey one sleeps curled tight below, its long tail looping up toward the runner. Long Nap gets the biggest letters, which is the whole joke.

Anyone who has adopted a retired racer knows the speed runs out fast and the couch wins. It makes a fond gift for a greyhound mom.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL26" 66.1 cm32" 81.3 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.