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"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • A lifter hauls a huge stitched sandbag on his shoulder and asks the only fair question: where are the handles?
  • The plum and orange engraving style makes the strongman joke look like an old gym poster
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print
Original Korean design
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 21 – 30 5–12 business days from order, including production. The delivery estimate at checkout takes priority. Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Made close to you. Produced at a print facility near you whenever possible, with tracked delivery.
First order? The size is covered. If it does not fit, we remake it in another size at 35% off
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Heavy Is Fine, Where Are the Handles” — Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Design story & product details

One seam of stitching runs across the sandbag on this lifter’s shoulder, and it’s the only thing on the bag he could hope to grip. The engraved drawing in plum and burnt orange catches him mid-carry in a strongman gym with his knees bent. Above him, the lettering on this crewneck sweatshirt says what every sandbag lifter thinks: Heavy is fine. Where are the handles?

The joke lands hardest with anyone who has hugged an awkward, lumpy weight and walked it anyway. It makes a good birthday gift for a strongman training partner.

Size chart

Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · Gildan 18000 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 20″ 50.8 cm 27″ 68.6 cm 33.5″ 85.1 cm
M 22″ 55.9 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 34.5″ 87.6 cm
L 24″ 61.0 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 26″ 66.0 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 36.5″ 92.7 cm
2XL 28″ 71.1 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 37.5″ 95.3 cm
3XL 30″ 76.2 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.

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