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"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A rider on a chopper heads off as a lit-up arrow sign points back toward home.

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The giant rear tire and chrome pipes have a gritty, embossed metal look, and the joke works for anyone who never takes the short way back.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′10″ (179 cm) and wears size S.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 23 – Dec 9 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Chopper riders and Sunday-morning motorcycle dads who like retro road-trip humor
Main benefit
Heavyweight crewneck tee with a chopper rider passing a lit marquee arrow sign reading Home Was Two Miles Ago, printed front and back
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Home Was Two Miles Ago” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The empty road ahead of the rider is the whole point. A rusty marquee sign with glowing bulbs points back the way he came and says Home Was Two Miles Ago, and he just leans into the high bars and keeps going. Two miles is already too far to turn around.

The rear tire sells it, drawn huge and close, with chrome pipes and a gritty embossed metal finish over the whole heavyweight tee. It suits the dad who heads out every Sunday morning.

Size chart

Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm27.4" 69.5 cm
M20" 50.8 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L22" 55.9 cm29.3" 74.5 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm30.3" 77.0 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm32.3" 82.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.