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"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

"Home Was Two Miles Ago" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A glowing roadside arrow says home is behind him, and the guy on the chopper doesn't care.

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It's for anyone whose quick ride always turns into the long way around.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (186 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 23 – Dec 9 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Motorcycle riders and fans of retro roadside and chopper graphics, like the dad whose quick errand turns into a long ri…
Main benefit
Black heavyweight crewneck tee with a large back print of a rusty bulb-lined marquee arrow reading HOME WAS TWO MILES AGO beside a chopper rider
Fit
Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.
Material
100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Home Was Two Miles Ago” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL. 100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Design story & product details

The words HOME WAS TWO MILES AGO are drawn as thick, bevelled cream capitals packed onto a rusty marquee sign. Its bulb-lined arrows point back the way the rider came, and he keeps going without a glance. That’s the joke: the sign does its job and the rider ignores it. It’s a big, gritty print for an oversized heavyweight tee, with the chopper’s fat rear tire rolling right out at you.

Give it to the dad who goes out for gas and comes back three hours later.

Size chart

Oversized Heavyweight T-Shirt · men's oversized fit, 9.1 oz heavyweight cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M22.4" 57.0 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L23.6" 60.0 cm29.9" 76.0 cm
XL24.8" 63.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.