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"I Take the Long Way" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"I Take the Long Way" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I Take the Long Way" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I Take the Long Way" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I Take the Long Way" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"I Take the Long Way" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Every old truck owner has used this excuse at least once
  • It shows a slow sunset drive down a switchback mountain road, and the punchline is painted right onto the asphalt in big brushy letters
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 6 – 24 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“I Take the Long Way” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The driver of the little olive-and-cream off-roader has an arm hanging out the window, and that tells you how fast this trip is going. The line “I take the long way. The battery needs it.” is painted right onto three hairpin loops of a mountain road. It’s a straight-faced excuse for a slow sunset drive past snowy cliffs and pines, and it wraps the front of this heavyweight crewneck tee.

It makes an easy Father’s Day gift for a dad who swears the scenic route is good for the car.

Size chart

Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm27.4" 69.5 cm
M20" 50.8 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L22" 55.9 cm29.3" 74.5 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm30.3" 77.0 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm32.3" 82.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.