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"I Take The Long Way" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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$29.95 USD

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  • For anyone whose old rig needs a long drive to keep the battery happy
  • The excuse is painted right on a mountain switchback, with an olive 4×4 heading into the sunset
  • Pines, snow and a golden river fill in the rest
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′9″ (176 cm) and wears size S.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 6 – 24 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Old 4x4 and truck owners who take scenic mountain drives and like dry road-trip humor
Main benefit
Unisex long sleeve tee with a front print of a mountain switchback road reading 'I take the long way. The battery needs it.' and an olive 4x4
Fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“I Take The Long Way” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

A driver’s arm rests out the window of the olive-green 4×4 as it rolls into the last hairpin. Above it, the joke is painted right onto the switchbacks in rough cream letters: I take the long way. The battery needs it. That is the classic old-truck excuse for a scenic detour, and on this unisex long sleeve tee the snowy peaks and setting sun make the case for it.

Give it to the dad who keeps his old 4×4 running with weekend mountain drives.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm29" 73.7 cm32.5" 82.6 cm
M20" 50.8 cm30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm
L22" 55.9 cm31" 78.7 cm35.5" 90.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm32" 81.3 cm37" 94 cm
2XL26" 66 cm33" 83.8 cm38.5" 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.