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"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • A battered lunar lander comes down overhead with one enormous footpad, and its side panel spells out the plan: land somewhere unreasonable
  • It is a good motto for anyone whose favorite spots are hard to reach
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size S.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 26 – Nov 4 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
fans of space, sci-fi, or adventurous explorers who like unique graphic tees
Main benefit
heavyweight unisex crewneck t-shirt with a large print of a battered lunar lander and bold mission motto
Texture / fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Land Somewhere Unreasonable” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The lander is drawn alone, hanging in open air with its copper engine bell aimed down at you. One scuffed white panel carries its whole mission plan in worn rust-orange capitals: Land Somewhere Unreasonable. The joke works because of the front footpad, drawn huge, as if it is about to come down on your head. It is the kind of detail that makes this heavyweight crewneck tee worth owning.

Give it to the friend who always picks the campsite with no cell signal and a terrible access road.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 15.6″ 39.7 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 17″ 43.2 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 18.5″ 47.0 cm
XL 24″ 61.0 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 20″ 50.8 cm
2XL 26″ 66.0 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 21.5″ 54.6 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 22.4″ 56.8 cm
4XL 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm 23.6″ 60.0 cm
5XL 32″ 81.3 cm 35″ 88.9 cm 25″ 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.