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"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Land Somewhere Unreasonable" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A scuffed copper and white moon lander seen from underneath, with one giant footpad coming straight at you
  • Its side panel carries some bold mission advice: Land Somewhere Unreasonable
  • It feels made for anyone who never takes the easy l…
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 26 – Nov 4 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Land Somewhere Unreasonable” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

A battered lunar lander drops toward you from below. Its white panels are scuffed and riveted, copper foil is crumpled around its belly, and one footpad swings so close it looks ready to touch down on you. Rust-orange block letters on a tilted panel give the order: Land Somewhere Unreasonable.

It reads like mission control advice for anyone who never picks the easy spot. The ribbed copper engine bell, hatched line by line, is what makes this tee worth owning. It suits the space-obsessed dad who still watches every rocket launch.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 31″ 78.7 cm
2XL 26″ 66.1 cm 32″ 81.3 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.