Skip to content
Original graphic apparel · worldwide shipping2% back in store creditShipping details 2% back in store credit
STYLEMZ
Lists0

"My Balance Was Better In Line" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

From$51.95 USD

+ $1.99 shipping · free with 2+ items to the US

Earn 2% back in store credit (from $1.04) How it works

  • Steady in the line dance, not so much on the mechanical bull
  • An etched cowboy in red tooled boots hangs on mid-buck, and a little inset shows the coiled spring doing all the work
Add to my lists
PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
Secure checkout — payments encrypted and processed by Stripe

At a glance

Who it's for
Western road trip fans, line dancers, or bachelorette party attendees
Main benefit
Classic fleece hoodie with a large cowboy and mechanical bull graphic plus bold 'My Balance Was Better In Line' lettering
Texture / fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“My Balance Was Better In Line” — Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Design story & product details

Tall cream Western letters with fine engraved lines and dark red edges spell out “My balance was better in line.” The joke is about line dancing. You were steady out on the dance floor, and then the mechanical bull proved otherwise. On this hoodie, a cowboy in red tooled boots is caught mid-buck with one arm flung wide, and a small inset zooms in on the coiled spring that threw him.

Give it to the bride-to-be who climbs onto the bull at her Nashville bachelorette weekend.

Size chart

Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie · Gildan 18500 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 20″ 50.8 cm 27″ 68.6 cm 33.5″ 85.1 cm
M 22″ 55.9 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 34.5″ 87.6 cm
L 24″ 61.0 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 26″ 66.0 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 36.5″ 92.7 cm
2XL 28″ 71.1 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 37.5″ 95.3 cm
3XL 30″ 76.2 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.