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"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
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"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

"My Balance Was Better In Line" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A cowboy flies off a mechanical bull with his boots in the air, and his excuse is that he was steadier on the dance floor.

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It works for anyone who has traded a line dance for eight seconds they will never get back.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (188 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Fans of Western humor and country bar nights, especially those who enjoy rodeo or mechanical bull themes
Main benefit
Classic unisex long sleeve tee with retro rodeo artwork showing a cowboy flying off a mechanical bull and a witty slogan
Fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“My Balance Was Better In Line” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The red tooled boots give it away. Both soles point straight at you, which is where a rider’s feet end up just before the rest of him follows. The slogan is the honest excuse of anyone who left the line dance for the mechanical bull and lasted about four seconds.

The etched hatching makes this long sleeve tee look like an old rodeo poster, and the close-up of the bull’s coiled spring adds a dry joke. It suits the friend who ends every country bar night on the bull.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm29" 73.7 cm32.5" 82.6 cm
M20" 50.8 cm30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm
L22" 55.9 cm31" 78.7 cm35.5" 90.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm32" 81.3 cm37" 94 cm
2XL26" 66 cm33" 83.8 cm38.5" 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.