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"My Balance Was Better in Line" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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Steady in the line dance, hopeless on the mechanical bull
A cowboy in red tooled boots wobbles under heavy saloon lettering, and anyone who has tried the bull at a honky-tonk will get the joke right away

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (186 cm) and wears size M.

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Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 5–12 business days from order, including production. The delivery estimate at checkout takes priority. Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.

A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.

Made close to you. Produced at a print facility near you whenever possible, with tracked delivery.

First order? The size is covered. If it does not fit, we remake it in another size at 35% off

If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints

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SKU: SM-1348821 Categories: Clothing, T-Shirts, Collections, Humor, Western & Road Trip, New Arrivals Tags: country-music-shirt, cowboy-graphic-tee, funny-line-dancing-shirt, gift-for-line-dancers, honky-tonk-shirt, line-dancing-graphic-tee, mechanical-bull-shirt, oversized-western-tee, western-bull-riding-t-shirt Brand: StyleMZ

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Texture / fit: Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Size: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients: 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
How to use: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

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“My Balance Was Better in Line” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Tall cream saloon letters, outlined in dark red and scratched with fine engraved lines, read My Balance Was Better in Line. The joke lands fast: you were steady on the dance floor until someone dared you onto the mechanical bull. Here a cowboy in red tooled boots is caught mid-wobble with one arm flung wide.

The best touch is the small inset of the bull’s coiled spring base, drawn like evidence on a heavyweight tee. It suits the friend who line dances every Friday night and still blames the bull.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size	Chest	Length
S	18″ 45.7 cm	28″ 71.1 cm
M	20″ 50.8 cm	29″ 73.7 cm
L	22″ 55.9 cm	30″ 76.2 cm
XL	24″ 61 cm	31″ 78.7 cm
2XL	26″ 66.1 cm	32″ 81.3 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Product details

Materials & fit

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.

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"My Balance Was Better in Line" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt