“Nobody Asked For SIX a.m.” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
A black-and-white rooster dominates the artwork, wings lifted wide while balanced atop a steep shingled roof. Its feathers sweep outward, with long overlapping plumes fanning to the left, and shorter ones angling right. The rooster’s head tilts forward, beak open and comb sharply jagged, crying out above block lettering that presses close together in three lines: Nobody, asked for, SIX a.m. The tail arcs down in curling shapes, and both feet grip the ridge firmly, claws dug between the shingles. Around the rooster’s body, there are narrow gaps of unprinted space, making the bird’s outline feel stark against the shirt’s surface.
White and black ink are broken into stipples and scratches that create a sense of rough light over the wings and back, especially near the overlapping edges of feathers. Off to the lower right, a tiny window is drawn in simple lines, with a lamp’s silhouette framed by pointed rays. On this heavyweight unisex crewneck T-shirt, the satirical phrase serves as the only wording, laid out in heavy block letters with black extrusions and high-contrast white faces. Its mix of shapes and letterwork suits those who appreciate illustration blended with wry humor, whether for early mornings or as a gift.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 15.6″ 39.7 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 17″ 43.2 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 18.5″ 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61.0 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 20″ 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 21.5″ 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 22.4″ 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm | 23.6″ 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ 81.3 cm | 35″ 88.9 cm | 25″ 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
Details you can rely on
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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