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"Not A Coffee Addict" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Coffee lettering, a steaming cup, and a closed-eyed woman with wide brown waves turn the familiar attachment joke into a detailed illustrated composition
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At a glance

Who it's for
Coffee humor fans and anyone who enjoys illustrated statement tees
Main benefit
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt with detailed coffee-themed artwork, including illustrated lettering, steaming cup, and a woman with flowing brown hair
Texture / fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Not A Coffee Addict” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Printed to order.

Design story & product details

White gaps give the lettering, cup, and hair room to remain distinct within the composition. Beige steam makes a broad scalloped arch, traced in dark brown and finished with inward curls around the upper words. “I AM NOT A” appears in narrow upright capitals, while “Coffee” changes the rhythm with thick connected script, a large looping C, and pale edging. The phrase continues through bold “ADDICT” and the angled lines “JUST A LITLE OVER ATTACHED TO IT,” including the visible spelling of “LITLE.”

On the Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt, the wording leads into a tan coffee cup with dark liquid showing inside its oval rim. Its small saucer and right-side handle keep the coffee reference literal before the lower illustration takes over. A closed-eyed woman fills that area with a cream face, brown brows, fine black lashes, peach cheeks, and coral lips. Dense brown waves spread far around her face, marked with tan strand lines and ending in open spirals.

  • The steam arch frames the upper lettering with scalloped curves.
  • The cup has a visible oval rim and a small saucer.
  • Tan lines run through the brown hair waves.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 15.6″ 39.7 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 17″ 43.2 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 18.5″ 47.0 cm
XL 24″ 61.0 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 20″ 50.8 cm
2XL 26″ 66.0 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 21.5″ 54.6 cm
3XL 28″ 71.1 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 22.4″ 56.8 cm
4XL 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm 23.6″ 60.0 cm
5XL 32″ 81.3 cm 35″ 88.9 cm 25″ 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product information

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Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on both the front and back, exactly as shown in the gallery.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Production

Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.

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