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Description
A stern owl grips a weathered branch in a vintage tattoo-inspired illustration, surrounded by rich teal, cream, brown, and gold tones. The detailed artwork pairs its unimpressed expression with the dry, long-form message: “It’s not my fault you thought I was normal…” for a graphic that feels witty, strange, and confidently deadpan.
This heavyweight unisex crewneck tee is built on the Gildan 5000, with a classic fit and sturdy cotton feel suited to everyday layering or wearing on its own. The artwork is printed front and center for clear color and line detail.
- Heavyweight Gildan 5000 unisex crewneck T-shirt
- Classic fit with durable cotton fabric
- Printed to order and shipped worldwide with free standard shipping
Each shirt is made after your order is placed, helping avoid unnecessary overproduction. Please allow production time before dispatch.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 15.6″ 39.7 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 17″ 43.2 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 18.5″ 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61.0 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 20″ 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 21.5″ 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 22.4″ 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm | 23.6″ 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ 81.3 cm | 35″ 88.9 cm | 25″ 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
