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“Please Don't Startle the Robot” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL. 100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).
Design story & product details
The one open stretch in this crowded glass shop is the air between a steel robot hand and the curved cradle below, where molten glass pours in a bright orange arc. One flinch and that pour goes everywhere, which is the whole joke behind the stencil warning, Please Don’t Startle the Robot.
I’d buy this men’s oversized heavyweight tee for the glow. The furnace, the small glass bulbs and the stream share one hot orange against steel blue. It’s a great gift for a robotics teacher.
Size chart
Oversized Heavyweight T-Shirt · men's oversized fit, 9.1 oz heavyweight cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| M | 22.4" 57.0 cm | 28.3" 72.0 cm |
| L | 23.6" 60.0 cm | 29.9" 76.0 cm |
| XL | 24.8" 63.0 cm | 31.5" 80.0 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.
Product details
Materials & fit
Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.
100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).
Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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