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“Please Don't Startle the Robot” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
The one open stretch in this crowded glass shop is the air between a steel robot hand and the curved cradle below, where molten glass pours in a bright orange arc. One flinch and that pour goes everywhere, which is the whole joke behind the stencil warning, Please Don’t Startle the Robot.
I’d buy this men’s oversized heavyweight tee for the glow. The furnace, the small glass bulbs and the stream share one hot orange against steel blue. It’s a great gift for a robotics teacher.
Size chart
Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.1 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.
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