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“Please Don't Startle the Robot” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
Nobody else is in this glass shop, and that is the whole joke. A giant steel robot arm is in the middle of a pour, swinging a molten orange ribbon toward a hot bulb on a rod, while gritty cream stencil letters on this long sleeve tee warn: please don’t startle the robot.
My favorite detail is the row of little glowing bulbs on rods by the furnace, as if the robot has been practicing. Give it to the friend who just took a glassblowing class.
Size chart
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" 45.7 cm | 29" 73.7 cm | 32.5" 82.6 cm |
| M | 20" 50.8 cm | 30" 76.2 cm | 34" 86.4 cm |
| L | 22" 55.9 cm | 31" 78.7 cm | 35.5" 90.2 cm |
| XL | 24" 61 cm | 32" 81.3 cm | 37" 94 cm |
| 2XL | 26" 66 cm | 33" 83.8 cm | 38.5" 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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