“Please Wait, I’m Teaching It Sarcasm” Unisex…

"Please Wait, I’m Teaching It Sarcasm" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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Somebody has to train the machine, and this guy is doing it with his feet up
A towering fan of engraved server racks and a punchline that ends in big orange letters you can read from across the room

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Original artwork

Sharp, lasting print

Tracked delivery

Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.

A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.

Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.

Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free

If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints

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At a glance

Who it's for: Tech lovers, IT workers, or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor
Main benefit: Long sleeve tee featuring a large illustrated server rack, relaxed figure at desk, and punchline in bold orange text
Texture / fit: Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients: Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Please Wait, I'm Teaching It Sarcasm” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Slate blue and rusty orange carry the whole joke. A huge fan of server racks, wired together with cables in both colors, towers over a guy in a cap who is kicked back in a mesh chair. The line Please wait. I’m teaching it sarcasm. starts in cool, pale letters, and the last word lands in hot orange. My favorite detail on this long sleeve tee is the trackball next to his keyboard, a real nerd tell.

It suits the IT guy everyone at work calls when the server goes down.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size	Chest	Length	Sleeve
S	18″ 45.7 cm	29″ 73.7 cm	32.5″ 82.6 cm
M	20″ 50.8 cm	30″ 76.2 cm	34″ 86.4 cm
L	22″ 55.9 cm	31″ 78.7 cm	35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL	24″ 61 cm	32″ 81.3 cm	37″ 94 cm
2XL	26″ 66 cm	33″ 83.8 cm	38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.

Size	Chest	Length	Sleeve
S	45.718	73.729	82.632.5
M	50.820	76.230	86.434
L	55.922	78.731	90.235.5
XL	6124	81.332	9437
2XL	6626	83.833	97.838.5