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“Please Wait, Teaching It Sarcasm” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
Server racks fan out overhead like a peacock tail, their cables knotted in orange and slate blue. Below them, one person in a cap and hoodie leans back in a mesh chair with his feet up. The towering 3D lettering explains what’s going on: Please wait. I’m teaching it sarcasm. The engraved cross-hatching makes the machinery look like an old technical plate, so the deadpan joke on this heavyweight tee hits harder.
It’s a good gift for the IT guy who already answers tickets in exactly that tone.
Size chart
Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" 45.7 cm | 27.4" 69.5 cm |
| M | 20" 50.8 cm | 28.3" 72.0 cm |
| L | 22" 55.9 cm | 29.3" 74.5 cm |
| XL | 24" 61.0 cm | 30.3" 77.0 cm |
| 2XL | 26" 66.0 cm | 31.5" 80.0 cm |
| 3XL | 28" 71.1 cm | 32.3" 82.0 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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