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“Shorts Were a Strategic Choice” — Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
Design story & product details
On a hoodie’s heavy fleece, the print holds as flat, crisp color, so the chrome bevels and thin copper lines in the lettering stay sharp. The joke is simple: shorts were a strategic choice, says the lifter seen from behind on a calf-raise machine. His calves are drawn huge and shaded down to every ridge of muscle, and they make the whole case.
Wear it to the gym on cold mornings and take it off once the calves are ready to show. It suits a gym buddy who never skips leg day.
Size chart
Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie · Gildan 18500 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ 50.8 cm | 27″ 68.6 cm | 33.5″ 85.1 cm |
| M | 22″ 55.9 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 34.5″ 87.6 cm |
| L | 24″ 61.0 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 36.5″ 92.7 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 37.5″ 95.3 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.
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