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“Shorts Were A Strategic Choice” — Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
Design story & product details
There is a stretch of open space under the slogan, and the artwork leaves it that way on purpose, because the calves do all the talking. A guy seen from behind is mid-rep on a seated calf-raise machine, and the chrome lettering across this sweatshirt explains his outfit: shorts were a strategic choice.
The best detail is the shading on those calves, drawn so hard they look carved. Give it to the gym buddy who never skips leg day.
Size chart
Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · Gildan 18000 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ 50.8 cm | 27″ 68.6 cm | 33.5″ 85.1 cm |
| M | 22″ 55.9 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 34.5″ 87.6 cm |
| L | 24″ 61.0 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 36.5″ 92.7 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 37.5″ 95.3 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.
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