"Some Assembly Regretted" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Cream and black do most of the work here, and orange is kept for the parts that argue back. On this men’s oversized heavyweight crewneck t-shirt, a wooden folding chair is drawn in engraving-style crosshatch, cream wood with black linework, and its legs have given up on being legs. They bend into two interlocking loops under the slatted seat, something like a pretzel knot, while the back rail stays calm and square with its screws still in place. The wood grain follows every curve, so the impossible bend looks patiently built.

The headline reads Some Assembly Regretted. in heavy slab stencil capitals, cream and speckled, on a jagged torn black panel that tilts up to the right, with a thin orange rule under each line. Two ragged orange strips answer it in black: It Folds. and Just Not Flat. Three torn paper scraps act as the evidence, and the small diagram is the dry joke, showing a chair folding exactly the way this one never will.

• A hinge close-up is held down by a strip of orange tape.
• An orange paperclip grips a dark halftone scrap at the lower left.
• The diagram scrap carries a curved orange arrow and a dotted fold line between two chairs.

It suits anyone who has finished a flat-pack build with parts left over, and it makes a good gift for the friend who never reads the instructions.