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“Sorry, Were You Thirsty All Month?” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Large golden-orange letters stack tightly at the top left, reading “Sorry, were you thirsty all month?” The heavy serif font grabs attention with thick outlines, subtle distressing, and scattered black speckling, while “thirsty” dominates at the heart of the layout. Olive-green fern fronds curl through the gaps, and a stippled cream background gently gives way to busier detail above. A peach-shaded hand in a dark green cuff tips an olive watering can, aiming a careful stream into a terracotta pot just off center. Below, dense leaf clusters spill out: some green, some dried and curled with orange-brown tips, trailing beyond the rim.
A shallow orange saucer sits under the pot, resting lightly on an irregular patch of creamy color marked with small black stipples. The overall print clusters activity toward the lettering, giving way to negative space where the watering can and tangled fronds arc outward. The phrase is readable and looks intentionally crowded, underscoring a slightly playful apology. This men’s oversized heavyweight crewneck t-shirt suits anyone who enjoys witty artwork with detailed illustration.
Size chart
Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.1 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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