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“Static Counts as Company” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
A densely packed illustration draws the eye with a blend of heavy Gothic lettering and detailed mechanical imagery. The words ‘STATIC,’ ‘COUNTS,’ ‘AS,’ and ‘COMPANY’ stretch in sharp-tipped capitals, their interiors filled dark to contrast the cream-colored beveled bands and edge outlines. Speckled wear and fine scratches run not just across the type but also the rough textures of a spacecraft, whose broad communication dish angles right while supporting cables coil and weave behind the main elements. Each rectangular solar panel is patterned with thin parallel lines, while four-pointed stars occupy the open pockets among the composition’s loops and shapes.
‘COMPANY’ forms a pronounced foundation above the phrase ‘STILL LISTENING,’ which is printed in compact, solid capitals and flanked by two small spearhead ornaments. While each design element is clustered toward the center, slim gaps remain where cables twist and stars are tucked. The print appears on a men’s oversized heavyweight crewneck t-shirt and will appeal to those drawn to graphics rooted in both space exploration and graphic type. The direct language, all in English, reads as a phrase rather than a brand or slogan—suiting those looking for something self-contained and quietly specific.
- The main illustration features a large tilted satellite dish with struts and cables.
- Solar panels are detailed with narrow lined cells extending diagonally outward.
- Spearhead ornaments flank the bottom line of solid capitals.
Size chart
Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.1 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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