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"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • Somebody had to choose between a new couch and better optics, and the stars won
  • A barefoot stargazer perched on bare springs makes the confession funny without a wasted line
  • Any telescope owner will recognize it
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′9″ (176 cm) and wears size S.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Backyard amateur astronomers and telescope owners who like a self-aware joke about their hobby
Main benefit
Crewneck sweatshirt with a front print of a barefoot stargazer on a bare-spring couch frame aiming a refractor at a hot-pink star
Fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Material
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Telescope Cost More Than My Couch” — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

Every amateur astronomer makes this trade sooner or later. A curly-haired stargazer sits barefoot on a couch stripped down to its frame and coil springs, with one eye pressed to a long refractor aimed at a single hot-pink star. The heavy navy lettering admits it: yes, my telescope cost more than my couch.

The bare springs showing between the letters make the joke work on this sweatshirt. Give it to the backyard astronomer in your family for Christmas.

Size chart

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S20" 50.8 cm28" 71.1 cm
M22" 55.8 cm29" 73.6 cm
L24" 60.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL26" 66.0 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL28" 71.1 cm32" 81.2 cm
3XL30" 76.2 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.

Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.