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"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
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"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
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"Telescope Cost More Than My Couch" Unisex Pullover Hoodie

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From$51.95 USD

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  • Somebody chose a better view of the sky over a place to sit, and they are not sorry about it
  • One hot-pink star against all that navy shows you exactly where the money went
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Backyard amateur astronomers who spent more on telescope gear than on furniture and like self-deprecating hobby humor
Main benefit
Pullover fleece hoodie printed with a navy stargazer on a bare-spring couch frame aiming a refractor at one hot-pink star
Fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.
Material
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Telescope Cost More Than My Couch” — Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

Deep navy carries nearly the whole drawing, and hot pink is saved for the rims of things and one small star the telescope points at. A curly-haired stargazer sits barefoot on a couch stripped down to its frame and coil springs, eye pressed to a long refractor, above the heavy serif admission “Yes, my telescope cost more than my couch.”

Give it to the backyard stargazer in your family for Christmas.

Size chart

Unisex Pullover Hoodie · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S20" 50.8 cm28" 71.1 cm
M22" 55.8 cm29" 73.6 cm
L24" 60.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL26" 66.0 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL28" 71.1 cm32" 81.2 cm
3XL30" 76.2 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.

Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.