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"The Crooked One’s Mine" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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  • A crooked jug earns its place by pouring just fine
  • The handle interrupts the big lettering, and the stream runs through the smaller words, carrying the kitchen joke all the way down to the puddle
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print
Original Korean design
Printed to order
Made to order, less waste
Estimated delivery: Oct 19 – 28 5–12 business days from order, including production. The delivery estimate at checkout takes priority. Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

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Printed for you, not pulled from a warehouse. Your piece is made after you order — no mass-produced stock.
Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is ours, made in Korea.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Made close to you. Produced at a print facility near you whenever possible, with tracked delivery.
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Fans of retro kitchen humor and unisex casual vintage-style clothing
Main benefit
Longsleeve T-shirt with a printed round-bellied clay jug, rust pears, olive leaves, and playful kitchen-themed lettering
Texture / fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“The Crooked One's Mine” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Printed to order.

Design story & product details

Rust-orange washes over a cream belly, while dark olive gives the jug its heavy loop handle and the leaves their edges. The colour follows the uneven vessel: warm around the rim, shoulder and base, pale through the middle, with a stippled texture that makes the drawing feel worked into an engraving.

The round-bellied clay jug leans to the right on this Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt, pouring a thin cream stream from its pinched spout. A painted branch carries two rust pears and roughly seven olive leaves, each marked with pale veins that remain distinct against the cream body.

The crooked one’s mine stretches over two lines of tall, condensed letters, their rust-orange strokes threaded with dark olive stripes. The lines slant and bow with the jug, and its handle overlaps the second line, making the crowded top feel like several parts sharing too little room.

Pours just fine stacks into three smaller lines at the lower right, where the falling stream crosses the lettering before reaching droplets, a small splash and a flat puddle; the lower left stays empty, leaving the weight of the drawing uneven. It suits someone who has a favourite kitchen jug with a crooked shape.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 32.5″ 82.6 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 37″ 94 cm
2XL 26″ 66 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product information

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Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on both the front and back, exactly as shown in the gallery.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Production

Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.

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