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"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

For the friend who can never just say what happened.

From$42.95 USD

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A guy in a cap acts out his story with his arms flung wide while three friends listen from a stone bench, and the dark red lettering admits the short version is never short.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′1″ (186 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Fans of storytelling humor and oversized, casual streetwear style
Main benefit
Oversized heavyweight tee featuring a vibrant illustrated scene of friends listening to an animated storyteller with playful dark red text
Fit
Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.
Material
100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL. 100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Design story & product details

The round full stop after Sound Effects lands like a punchline. Above an etched overhead scene, dark red hand-drawn capitals arch over a guy in a cap. He crouches on a curved stone bench with his arms flung wide in the middle of a story, while three friends in hoodies and a knit beanie take it in. On this oversized tee, the joke is plain: in this crowd, no story stays short.

Give it for a birthday to the friend who acts out every story, noises included.

Size chart

Oversized Heavyweight T-Shirt · men's oversized fit, 9.1 oz heavyweight cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M22.4" 57.0 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L23.6" 60.0 cm29.9" 76.0 cm
XL24.8" 63.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.