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"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt

"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

For the friend who can never just tell it straight.

From$42.95 USD

+ $2.99 shipping · $1.99 for 2 · free with 3+ items

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A guy in a cap throws his arms wide on a stone bench while three pals listen, all under rough red lettering that admits the short version was never going to be short.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Storytellers with a dramatic flair and lovers of humorous graphic sweatshirts
Main benefit
Classic fleece crewneck with a back graphic of a guy telling a lively story to friends and bold red text
Fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Material
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects” — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

The only open space in this drawing goes to the words. The short version comes with sound effects arches across the top in rough dark red, with burst lines at both ends. Below it, a crowded etched scene seen from above shows a guy in a cap crouched on a round stone bench, arms flung wide mid-story, while three friends sit back and take it in.

His spread fingers sell the joke. Give this crewneck sweatshirt to the friend who turns every road trip recap into a one-man show.

Size chart

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S20" 50.8 cm28" 71.1 cm
M22" 55.8 cm29" 73.6 cm
L24" 60.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL26" 66.0 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL28" 71.1 cm32" 81.2 cm
3XL30" 76.2 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.

Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.