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"These Earrings Need A Turning Radius" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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  • Her trident earring is so long it needs magnified diagrams and a little room to turn
  • It’s a dry joke for anyone who wears big jewelry, drawn in fine engraved lines with copper accents
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print
Original Korean design
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 22 – Nov 2 5–12 business days from order, including production. The delivery estimate at checkout takes priority. Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Made close to you. Produced at a print facility near you whenever possible, with tracked delivery.
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Unisex wearers with a quirky sense of humor or fans of bold, oversized jewelry references
Main benefit
Classic unisex long sleeve tee with detailed illustration of a woman wearing exaggerated trident earrings and the phrase 'These Earrings Need A Turni…
Texture / fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“These Earrings Need A Turning Radius” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The copper pin in her messy bun matches the trident earring hanging from her ear. The earring is so long and spiky that it gets two magnified insets and little arrows just to explain it. She is heading for a half-open door, and you can almost hear it clip the doorframe.

The punchline runs in tall lavender capitals wrapped in copper scrollwork across this longsleeve tee: These Earrings Need A Turning Radius. Give it for the birthday of the friend whose earrings are never small.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 32.5″ 82.6 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 37″ 94 cm
2XL 26″ 66 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.

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