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"Those Were My Polite Shots" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Those Were My Polite Shots" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Those Were My Polite Shots" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Those Were My Polite Shots" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Those Were My Polite Shots" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Those Were My Polite Shots" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Those Were My Polite Shots" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"Those Were My Polite Shots" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
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"Those Were My Polite Shots" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

From$38.95 USD

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  • Everything up to now was me being nice
  • A lunging badminton player, a crouching rival across the net and a close-up of a taped grip back up the trash talk for anyone who plays club nights
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Those Were My Polite Shots” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

The open court between the two players is where the joke lives. One man lunges for a low return, his racket nearly scraping the floor, while his opponent waits in a crouch across the net. The tall orange lettering says those were my polite shots, so the real game starts now. On this long sleeve tee, the round close-up of a hand on a taped grip is a detail any regular player will recognize.

It suits the badminton partner who always says they were only warming up.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 32.5″ 82.6 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 37″ 94 cm
2XL 26″ 66 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.