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"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can’t Climb" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • Every hold is ticked off except the red one he can barely touch
  • It is a gilded baroque tribute to the climber who has advice for everyone and still has a project he cannot send
  • Made for the friend who always has beta to share
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 6 – 24 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Boulderers and climbing-gym regulars who like a self-deprecating joke about always giving beta
Main benefit
Heavyweight crewneck tee with a gilded baroque arch of ticked holds around a climber reaching for the one red hold
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Full-color printing keeps the brushy gold curls of this baroque arch, where grey climbing holds each carry a small white tick. A curly-haired climber on a crash pad stretches one chalky finger to the lone red hold, grinning through a burst of chalk. The banner on this heavyweight crewneck tee reads Chief Consultant, Routes I Can’t Climb, a fond jab at the friend with beta for every problem except the one he’s stuck on.

Give it to the bouldering partner who shouts advice from the mat.

Size chart

Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm27.4" 69.5 cm
M20" 50.8 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L22" 55.9 cm29.3" 74.5 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm30.3" 77.0 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm32.3" 82.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.