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"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
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"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie
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"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can’t Climb" Unisex Pullover Hoodie

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  • A boulderer who has barely left the pad touches the top hold and claims the title anyway
  • Gold baroque scrolls and a proud banner turn unsolicited beta into a grand honor for the friend who always knows how you should climb it
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′10″ (179 cm) and wears size S.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Boulderers and gym climbers who like to joke about the friend who gives beta from the crash pad
Main benefit
Pullover hoodie with a gold baroque frame on the back around a climber on a crash pad and a 'Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb' banner
Fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.
Material
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb” — Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

One fingertip on a red hold, a puff of chalk, and both climbing shoes still planted on the crash pad. The man inside the gilded baroque frame has barely left the ground, yet the scroll below crowns him Chief Consultant, Routes I Can’t Climb.

He is the gym friend with endless advice for problems he never sends, and the tiny white ticks beside every grey hold make the joke land on this pullover hoodie. Give it to the bouldering buddy who shouts beta from the mat.

Size chart

Unisex Pullover Hoodie · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S20" 50.8 cm28" 71.1 cm
M22" 55.8 cm29" 73.6 cm
L24" 60.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL26" 66.0 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL28" 71.1 cm32" 81.2 cm
3XL30" 76.2 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.

Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.