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"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Jersey Tank
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"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Jersey Tank
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Jersey Tank
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Jersey Tank
"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb" Unisex Jersey Tank
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"Chief Consultant, Routes I Can’t Climb" Unisex Jersey Tank

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

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  • A gold baroque frame full of ticked-off climbing holds, with one red hold still out of reach
  • It honors the friend who has advice for every route except the ones they can actually send
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 9 – 25 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Bella+Canvas, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Boulderers and gym climbers who always have advice for others, especially the friend who keeps falling off the same pro…
Main benefit
White jersey tank with a front print of a gold baroque frame around a climber reaching for one red hold, with a Chief Consultant banner
Fit
Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL.
Material
Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Chief Consultant, Routes I Can't Climb” — Unisex Jersey Tank

Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL. Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

Gilded gold scrollwork surrounds one stubborn red hold, and that contrast is the whole joke. A curly-haired climber on a crash pad stretches up to tap the red hold in a burst of chalk. Every pale hold in the ornate frame already has a small white check beside it. The banner below reads Chief Consultant, Routes I Can’t Climb, and the jersey tank shows the gym’s loudest advisor like a royal portrait.

Give it to the bouldering buddy who always has beta for the problem they keep falling off.

Size chart

Unisex Sleeveless Tee · regular unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M20.1" 51.0 cm28" 71.0 cm
L21.3" 54.0 cm29.5" 75.0 cm
XL22.4" 57.0 cm31.1" 79.0 cm
2XL23.6" 60.0 cm32.7" 83.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Light, smooth and very soft cotton that stays cool for workouts and summer days.

Cotton jersey; fibre content can vary by colour.

Regular unisex sleeveless fit; sizes M to 3XL.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.