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"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt - the graphic up close
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

"December Deserves Distortion" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A frozen bell clangs so hard its rim blurs, and the lettering around it is metal-band style with icicles dripping off it.

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It is Christmas cheer for anyone who would rather hear amp feedback than gentle sleigh bells this year.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (188 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Heavy music fans who want a holiday t-shirt with a bold, metal-inspired graphic
Main benefit
Holiday bell with metal band style lettering and icicle details for a festive, alternative look
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“December Deserves Distortion” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Red streaks bleed through icy cream letters, and the same red shows up again in the snow-dusted clapper swinging out of a frosted silver bell. December Deserves Distortion is spelled out in jagged metal-band capitals with icicles dripping from the strokes. Doubled outlines on the rim make the bell look like it is mid-clang. On this heavyweight crewneck tee, a holiday bell gets played at full volume, like Christmas turned into a guitar solo.

Give it to the metalhead in the family who puts on the loud records every Christmas.

Size chart

Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm27.4" 69.5 cm
M20" 50.8 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L22" 55.9 cm29.3" 74.5 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm30.3" 77.0 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm32.3" 82.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.