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"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt - the graphic up close
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

A snow-crusted bell swings so hard its outline doubles, framed by jagged metal-band lettering with icicle tips.

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Think jingle bells played through a fuzz pedal, for anyone who turns the holiday playlist up to eleven.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (187 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
music fans and guitarists who like bold, holiday-themed streetwear
Main benefit
oversized heavyweight tee with a graphic of a ringing snow-crusted bell and metal-inspired icicle lettering
Fit
Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.
Material
100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“December Deserves Distortion” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL. 100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Design story & product details

On a heavyweight oversized tee, the dense hatching on this frozen bell prints like an old engraving, so the silver, snow and red clapper stay sharp even from across a room. The clapper swings out hard, and a doubled outline on the rim makes the bell look like it’s ringing through an amp.

Spiky, icicle-tipped metal lettering says December deserves distortion, a holiday carol turned all the way up. It’s a good Christmas gift for the guitarist in the family.

Size chart

Oversized Heavyweight T-Shirt · men's oversized fit, 9.1 oz heavyweight cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M22.4" 57.0 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L23.6" 60.0 cm29.9" 76.0 cm
XL24.8" 63.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.