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"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt - the graphic up close
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
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"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

From$38.95 USD

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  • Christmas bells, but turned all the way up
  • A snow-crusted bell swings hard under jagged metal lettering, with a red clapper and icicles dripping off every word
  • Good for anyone who wants their holidays louder
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′3″ (190 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“December Deserves Distortion” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Cold silver and hot red carry the whole joke. A frosted church bell swings hard, its red clapper flying out, and December Deserves Distortion arches around it in icicle-tipped metal lettering on a long sleeve tee. Doubled outlines on the rim make the bell look like it’s still ringing, as if someone plugged Christmas carols into a guitar amp.

Wear it to a holiday show or a December bar night where the music needs more volume. It’s a good Christmas gift for the metalhead brother on your list.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 32.5″ 82.6 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 37″ 94 cm
2XL 26″ 66 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.