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"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt - the graphic up close
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

"December Deserves Distortion" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

Christmas bells, but turned all the way up.

From$38.95 USD

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A snow-crusted bell swings hard under jagged metal lettering, with a red clapper and icicles dripping off every word. Good for anyone who wants their holidays louder.

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′3″ (190 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
metal music fans or anyone who enjoys bold holiday-themed graphic shirts
Main benefit
Long sleeve unisex tee with a swinging bell and metal-style icicle lettering graphic, bold front and back holiday print
Fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“December Deserves Distortion” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Cold silver and hot red carry the whole joke. A frosted church bell swings hard, its red clapper flying out, and December Deserves Distortion arches around it in icicle-tipped metal lettering on a long sleeve tee. Doubled outlines on the rim make the bell look like it’s still ringing, as if someone plugged Christmas carols into a guitar amp.

Wear it to a holiday show or a December bar night where the music needs more volume. It’s a good Christmas gift for the metalhead brother on your list.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm29" 73.7 cm32.5" 82.6 cm
M20" 50.8 cm30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm
L22" 55.9 cm31" 78.7 cm35.5" 90.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm32" 81.3 cm37" 94 cm
2XL26" 66 cm33" 83.8 cm38.5" 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, durable cotton that layers well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.