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"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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  • A patched-up old hatchback with a teal door and dice on the mirror, under a lit marquee sign saying everyone in town knows it
  • It’s for the driver who loves a car nobody else would
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size S.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 30 – Nov 10 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Drivers proud of a patched-up old car, such as a teenager with a first beater, who like retro humor tees
Main benefit
Heavyweight crewneck tee printed on the front and back with a patched-up hatchback with a teal door under a bulb-lit marquee sign
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Everyone in Town Knows My Car” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

There isn’t a panel of factory paint left on this boxy old hatchback. It’s patched together from torn scraps of grey, black, pink and teal paper, and the driver’s door is mostly teal. A bulb-lit marquee sign reads Everyone in Town Knows My Car, and its arrow points straight down at the car.

The white dice hanging from the mirror finish the joke on this heavyweight crewneck tee: the car is a mess, and the owner is proud of it. Give it to a teenager who just bought their first beater.

Size chart

Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLengthSleeve
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm15.6" 39.7 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm17" 43.2 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm18.5" 47.0 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm31" 78.7 cm20" 50.8 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm32" 81.3 cm21.5" 54.6 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm22.4" 56.8 cm
4XL30" 76.2 cm34" 86.4 cm23.6" 60.0 cm
5XL32" 81.3 cm35" 88.9 cm25" 63.5 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.